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Democrats frustrate me.

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#1 ·
All:
With the upcoming elections, I am oft surprised by intellectual pumas who are fired up in a good way for the possible election of Hillary or Barrack.

I know, I know...many of you are from the grand ol' South. Cool beans.

Seriously though...more taxes, less sense? Why are you all about Hillary or Barrack?

Did you suckle on lead paint as children? If so, not your fault.

Yep. I was sincere in this post.

RRA
 
#13 ·
I am oft surprised by intellectual pumas who are fired up in a good way for the possible election of Hillary or Barrack.
As a McCain supporter this gives me two things in my life of which to be proud. First is the fact that even though I only weighed 130 pounds, I made it all the way through high school without once ever getting stuffed in a locker.

And now I can proudly say that I am not an intellectual puma. Although considering some of the other things I have been called here I'm not sure how much of a victory that is. :icon_smile_big:

Cruiser
 
#15 · (Edited)
I was taking japanese and german tourists down the Grand Canyon on the mule concession one summer. I was slammed from above and behind and knocked off my mule unconscious ( me, not the mule.) The park rangers arrived and this japanese girl said "He was hit from behind by a big pumice." The ranger corrected her with an explanation the various geologic layers excluded that stone. This german blonde named Heidi spoke up, " Nein, Nein! she ist lieing!" the rangers looked over at the japanese girl, now bowing profusely over my still body and burning a joss stick. " O.K. so what DID hit the wrangler?" Heidi tried to explain "Nich Verstayen zie? It vas eine pussy." Rangers grinned at each other, imagining very perverse acts on the back of mules descending the Grand Canyon at ever increasing ambient air temperatures and dangerous possibilities of heat prostration and and delusional behavior. " Miss, are you suffering heat prostration?' She got very angry " Nein, Ich bin eine gut fraulien, nich prostitute" About that time I was waking up.I felt funny, noticed my feet were tingling and saw, to my horror my brand new Montana hi top boots were gone. I recognised the senior ranger as drinking friend Roy. In a moment he wheeled, drew his sidearm and shot a mountain lion springing for the mules. It still had one of my boots in it's mouth. I said "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who ate the new shoes?" Heidi whispered something in my ear about wanting to see a big Suquarao cactus. I quit my job, bought us tickets on the river rafting concession and we floated off into a glorious southwest sunset.
 
#17 · (Edited)
You heard the story from the japanese girl? She could have been on the river raft too, but Heidi looked so good in her Pauli girl top compared to the pokeman outift of the Mikado maiden. I did make an error typing ate instead of chewed. But I hate and eschew to many first draft corrections in one night after 6 or 7-------------------------drinks.
 
#20 ·
That, sir, is where we differ. I just won't settle compromise over giant cats who's sole purpose is to kill.
Wrong type of cougar. From Wiki:
Cougar refers to an older woman, usually in her 30s-40s who sexually pursues younger men in their 20's or early 30's. Term used by TV series 30 Rock (episode "Cougars"), How I Met Your Mother (episode "Aldrin Justice"), Supernatural (TV series) (episode "Red Sky at Morning"), the NBC reality TV show Age of Love and One Tree Hill (TV series).
On film, it was used in 2004's National Lampoon's Going the Distance and in 2007's Ocean's Thirteen. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject - its plot was about two males creating a club where parties are thrown where male members get the chance to meet and have sexual encounters with "cougars".
 
#21 ·
...About that time I was waking up.I felt funny, noticed my feet were tingling and saw, to my horror my brand new Montana hi top boots were gone. I recognised the senior ranger as drinking friend Roy. In a moment he wheeled, drew his sidearm and shot a mountain lion springing for the mules. It still had one of my boots in it's mouth. I said "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who ate the new shoes?" Heidi whispered something in my ear about wanting to see a big Suquarao cactus. I quit my job, bought us tickets on the river rafting concession and we floated off into a glorious southwest sunset.
Yea but Kav, did you get your boots back? :icon_smile:
 
#22 ·
" God created cats so we could pet lions." At least that is how Piewacket behaved about 2 A.M. when he turned over and swatted my nose in a dream. Yes, I got my boots back, except the hitops were chewed off.But some extra from THE BIRDCAGE in a I LOVE SOUTHBEACH FLORIDA T shirt ( magenta) begged to buy them. I think tehy were featured in GQ, made in Nicarauga and sold for 5 times what my Montana bootmaker charges. But then he doesn't add the faux spur strap.
 
#23 ·
Wrong type of cougar. From Wiki:
Cougar refers to an older woman, usually in her 30s-40s who sexually pursues younger men in their 20's or early 30's. Term used by TV series 30 Rock (episode "Cougars"), How I Met Your Mother (episode "Aldrin Justice"), Supernatural (TV series) (episode "Red Sky at Morning"), the NBC reality TV show Age of Love and One Tree Hill (TV series).
On film, it was used in 2004's National Lampoon's Going the Distance and in 2007's Ocean's Thirteen. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject - its plot was about two males creating a club where parties are thrown where male members get the chance to meet and have sexual encounters with "cougars".
Alas. You win this round sir: well played.