Martini, I was very happy to approach your position with a sincere curiosity. But as a result of your comments insinuating that I don't think, occurring simultaneously with your flippant dismissal of my honest and sobre questions, I no longer feel justified in treating you as if you were a gentleman.
You don't make any sense at all, Martini, because you say absolutely nothing of substance. You don't rate logical analysis - it's just too downright silly for that. So I'll ask the question that should've been obviously yours to answer from the start, and I will hope against all probability that you're actually capable of responding to it without an exasperatingly insipid cliche:
What exactly is girly about them?
Do try to keep in mind that it is the antithesis of manliness - that is, it is womanly, not manly - to substitute subjective, self-centered and unsubstantiated comments reeking of provincial simplicity for simple, rational, logical and civil discourse proceeding on the basis of factual statements.
How are they like womens' stockings in any way that OTC socks aren't?
And - care to share a picture of yourself at your best-dressed, Martini?
For the record, I don't own any sock suspenders, but I - in common, I imagine, with any sensible full-grown man - don't see how there could be anything so effeminate about them that those who wear them ought to be subjected to derision. If you really want to change how people regard them, Martini, then I'd suggest mature conversation instead of childish teasing. I'm open to any honest argument you can manage to write.
Far more objectionable than sock-suspenders, spats are becoming popular with a number of prominent rappers. I wonder how Martini might fare telling any of them how effeminate they are to him.