Red Phillips said:
OK. I know I can't be the only one thinking this. I thought umbrellas were basically a no-no for guys, as they invoke the whimp factor. Guys just don't use umbrellas just like they don't ask for directions.
Or is this just a Southern thang?
Do you really mean that guys prefer to get soaked and/or lost in the South of US?

In Italy fine umbrellas have always been considerated a very Gentlemanly accessory (kinda bourgeois and urban 'heirs' of noblemen's and officers' swords, under the symbolic point of view - and please no Freudian double intendre here..

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This recalls in mind a very 'special' umbrella I was told my grandfather had owned in his heydays (late XIX-earlyXX century): it seems like there was a 20 inches or so steel blade hidden inside the stick. It was not uncommon among young gentlemen, along with walking sticks with similar characteristics (brought back to celebrity by Alex in 'Clockwork Orange' movie, somehow)
Not wimpish at all, I daresay..;-)
Shame it got lost, with many other things, during the last war's bombings.