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It's become fashionable to argue whether the Ten Commandments should be placed on public buildings -- but when will Fashion itself come up with its own tablets? Here's ClassyRik’s Ten Commandments: Iron-clad fashion rules for male urban living...

1. Thou shalt not wear sneakers in big cities – unless actually jogging or under the age of 18.
2. Thou shalt not wear shorts in big cities – no matter how hot the summer is. (Save it for the burbs or the beach areas.)
3. Thou shalt not wear ties that don’t reach the belt buckle.
4. Thou shalt not wear visible undershirts beneath open-collared dress shirts.
5. Real men don’t get manicures (pedicures are fine)
6. Thou shalt not wear earrings, bracelets or necklaces.
7. Thou shalt not commit murder – except of men who wear mesh shirts.
8. Thou shalt dispose of all bowties. It’s over.
9. Socks and sandals: Just say no – even in San Francisco.
10. With the exception of the Olympics, and only if you’re on the team, no man over the age of 15 should be seen alive in a Speedo.

So what are yours?
 
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