So Many Talents, Wasn't I Blest!
Well, if we're going to trade Horror Stories, I was "supposed" to be a Corporate Lawyer. And if you're thinking "undignified" there's nothing lower than Investment Banker these days.
I "bounced" around quite a bit -- place to place and job to job if not quite career to career. And for a good while managed to make a living with that Butt-of-Jokes Degree in Art History. Went to Film School too.
I'd agree with Grandfather if he added one last group: the Talented. Bluntly, I'm afraid you're in that category.
It's not too late.