[Peak and Pine]

Found blue velvet jacket at Stanford last night laying on the floor. What would one wear with said coat?

That was the extent of your lead-off post. You don't mention that you attempted to find the owner (and with a groovy hit me up). So Tradical was within bounds to offer the following:
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If you have moral fiber stiffer than your legal reasoning, you'll drop it off at lost / found. If you don't, you will perhaps have a shred of pragmatism, and realize the high likelihood of somebody your size drunkenly recognizing their distinctive blue velvet jacket in Palo Alto, and objecting accordingly.

Prompting you to add after-the-fact declarations of your honor. Sorry, ain't buying.
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