Peak and Pine· Premium Member
Found blue velvet jacket at Stanford last night laying on the floor. What would one wear with said coat?
That was the extent of your lead-off post. You don't mention that you attempted to find the owner (and with a groovy hit me up). So Tradical was within bounds to offer the following:
If you have moral fiber stiffer than your legal reasoning, you'll drop it off at lost / found. If you don't, you will perhaps have a shred of pragmatism, and realize the high likelihood of somebody your size drunkenly recognizing their distinctive blue velvet jacket in Palo Alto, and objecting accordingly.
Prompting you to add after-the-fact declarations of your honor. Sorry, ain't buying.