[Flanderian]

I know!

They're going to re-launch their entire line as a newly positioned, high concept, fashion-foward venture! To symbolize the dynamic synthesis of two great names in the fashion footwear industry, they are scrapping the name Churches and replacing it with CHADA, always spelled with all caps. I predict it will be as successful as Daimler-Chrysler.

 

[Flanderian]

"they will create a monsterous hybrid"

"Burwood" in a bright shiny red blotchy leather"

Ahhh . . . - CHADA!