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As I drudge my eyes across another eBay store page, I search and sift through the seemingly festive and brightly colored "suit"s pictured amongst the background of a colorless void -- a blank white backdrop. The suit, on a hangar, appears to be floating in mid-air. "Party time!" I recite to myself... the notion is imprinted to the mind and my IQ has stooped notably to levels I deem avoidable.

I then learn of the "refine search" option, narrowing my interests of available suits to a meager 30. But nothing fits. Defeated, I resort to Macy's, though I hesitate. "Andy's forum!", I think. You are here for me. I trust in your delegation.

Am I stuck in the "cheap suit" zone with my $300? Looking for a 3-piece in navy that is of some discernible quality.
 

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With $300 in pocket, you are not necessarily limited to considering just cheap suit. Have you considered visiting local consignment shops/thrift stores? With the money in hand and a bit of personal effort, you just might fall into a desirable garment from one of the high end manufacturers. ;)
 

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Eagle gives good advice. Also I would note that an inexpensive suit can still look good if it fits properly. Proper fit is often under-appreciated. Jos. Bank is often ridiculed in these quarters, but I would give them a try before most department stores. And get something classic like solid navy or charcoal, or a subtle pin stripe. Fancy stripes and other patterns are wonderful, but only as fourth, fifth or sixth suits.
 

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As I drudge my eyes across another eBay store page, I search and sift through the seemingly festive and brightly colored "suit"s pictured amongst the background of a colorless void -- a blank white backdrop. The suit, on a hangar, appears to be floating in mid-air. "Party time!" I recite to myself... the notion is imprinted to the mind and my IQ has stooped notably to levels I deem avoidable.

I then learn of the "refine search" option, narrowing my interests of available suits to a meager 30. But nothing fits. Defeated, I resort to Macy's, though I hesitate. "Andy's forum!", I think. You are here for me. I trust in your delegation.

Am I stuck in the "cheap suit" zone with my $300? Looking for a 3-piece in navy that is of some discernible quality.
If I were I marking your grasp of English then I would be obliged to provide a mere 5 out of 10.

However, more positively, my funeral suit (wool and perfect fit straight off the rack) cost £100 brand new.

Patience is essential.
 

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It's not often that you see the word "drudge" used as a transitive verb, but indeed it is a transitive verb--a fine one at that. And it does double duty, inasmuch as "drudge" also happens to be the surname of an interesting and prominent American political commentator. In fact, there are other transitive verbs that have this same delightful quality.

IT'S A GRUELING ROAD

Drudged my eyes all over eBay
Looking for a suit.
It seemed that all the sellers
Were seeking too much loot.

Limbaughed my legs down to the mall
Searching for some shoes.
Not a thing was in my price range.
Now I have the new shoes blues.

Carlsoned my way to Macy's
Looking for a shirt.
Everything was blousy
So I didn't hit pay dirt.

Pragered myself in search of pants
That wouldn't fit me tight.
Tried on pairs and pairs
But couldn't find what's right.

O'Reillied the bus down the highway
Discouraged as could be.
When I finally hit my stop
Sat beneath a maple tree.

Hanniteed at last my tired ass
Back to my snug abode.
Logged onto Andy's website
And said "Guys, it's a grueling road."

*****

Moral of the story: Be patient, try to see the joy inherent in the search, and don't get discouraged!
 

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Eagle gives good advice. Also I would note that an inexpensive suit can still look good if it fits properly. Proper fit is often under-appreciated. Jos. Bank is often ridiculed in these quarters, but I would give them a try before most department stores. And get something classic like solid navy or charcoal, or a subtle pin stripe. Fancy stripes and other patterns are wonderful, but only as fourth, fifth or sixth suits.
I agree, if JOS A Bank suits fit you, they have screaming deals on their clearance page. Right now, they have tons of made in America, half canvassed suits (Reserve) for $360, among other cheaper options. Definitely worth the price.
 
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