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Ain't no Satre or Blaxploitation Movie Fanatic, but you might inquire as to reinforcement of the naughty bits ensconcement area via a thin variety of the dreaded pfhuzeeng. It might strengthen against the inevitable abrasion of el tango extremo or transom spelunking. Fondling fabric? Whatever turns you on. Just make sure it's of age and the "window treatments" are closed. I think there's a club for such what meets in Unitarian Church basements on Tues eves. (Psychotropics?)