How to remove a LIPSTICK Stain:

Place the stain face down on folded paper towels. Sponge area with dry-cleaning solvent. Replace towels frequently. Remove the solution with a damp cloth.   Rub with a heavy-duty liquid detergent and or ammonia and launder.

(Alternative) You can use WD-40 and let it sit on the stain for 10 to 30 minutes, then sponge with ammonia and some liquid dish soap before washing.   

In an emergency you might spray the stain with a little hairspray, let it sit, then wipe with a damp cloth.

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